windstar
An overpriced mini van from Ford that has the lifespan of a brain cell. It is mostly driven by soccer moms and people who don't know what they're buying. I had one and now I gotta get a new one because the engine cracked, after only 40,000 miles. It also drinks gas like crazy.
The windstar is a deathtrap. A bus with no brakes equipped with a bomb driven by a blind man is probably safer.
Windstar
Butthole, the star that makes wind.
Everyone can see my cat's windstar, it's gross