Wineballs

noun. someone that jacks off on a Friday night in his room, forgets to lock the door, while another male person suddenly comes in, acutely drunk and yells "carry on good sir". Afterwards he fervently denies what happened by calling everyone lying fucks, inferring that you did.

adj.; to speak only to critique, complain, or bitch with a mumbling voice, never doing anything to change the problems being complained about.