Wine fingers
A text typo that is a direct result of too much wine. Most often seen among Cougar texts.
"Fan f'ing tastic becomes Fan f'ing tasting"
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!
Wine Fingered
The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.
Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."