Winegrad
Also referred to as Rodney Steele, this subject was a famous 80's porn star who's coke habit caused his demise and the loss of function in his phallus which was approximated to be 14.25 inches and now resides at an approximate size of 0.78 inches. This misfortunate event has led people to mistake his small phallus with a clitoris.
That Jared was a crazy Winegrad, especially after his phallus got so small!