blingvisible
This is when someone wears so much bling that the fabric of reality bends around the 'bling-age', making the person invisible to the naked eye.
"Homeboy put on his rolly then shazam, dude went blingvisible."
blingvisible
Not to be confused with "blinvisible" or "blimvisible", this is when a person of black culture has so much bling on their body that they actually create a localised disturbance in the quantum reality around them and become invisible to the naked eye. Hence "blingvisible".
"Damn shorty, you gone blingvisible on ma ass!"