wine spritzer
when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.
I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.
white wine spritzer
When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises
"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."