Winetastrophe
A middle class problem; One is just about to pour the first glass of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you're late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.
"Red or White darling?", she asked;
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;
"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;
"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".