Winezheimer's
Progressive mental deterioration that can occur at any age, due to generalized inebriation from to much consummation of wine. It is the most common cause of falling down & crackin your head!
"How many times is Mom going to ask where her Granddaughter is going??? I'm thinkin' she's been at the Wine again......Do you think she might be in the 1st stages of Winezheimer's?"