Wingert
totally awesome and ah-mazing
Dude! That home-run was wingert!
James Wingertness
A condition which causes soemone to love someone in another state, get stoned and/or drunk with friends older than oneself, mock southerners, and run about while your truck catches on fire...
DEAR GOD MY TRUCK'S ON FIRE! I MUST RUN DOWN THE STREET TO ASK MY NIEGHBORS FOR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER WHEN THE HOSE IS ONLY A FEW FEET AWAY! I have James Wingertness!
Wingerter
A glazed donut with chocolate icing on top of the glaze.
I’ll take 6 wingerters please and a dozen donut holes