wingette

A wingette is similar to a wingman, but a chick version. Someone who is a wingette is always a great friend, who strives to set up her friends and make them look good. A wingette has a fantastic personality and is a rare, precious type of human being that should be treasured by everyone she knows. Like a best friend, but better. She helps point out stupid things you're doing and drives you home if you happen to have too many tequila shots or something of that nature.

The kind of person that has a terrible sense of humor, a horrible personality, and often enjoys long gay sex. Usually very disturbing and tends to have a Micropenis

Can be abbreviated to Aidan, or aids
Used in conjuction with accidents.