winkie waffle
A feminine hygiene pad
The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles
Go eat a winky waffle
A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.