winkle weiser
The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.
"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"