winnipeg
For definitions about Winnipeg, see:
'Winnipeg summer' - also: tundra town and little Antarctica or zambonieville - you know, the peg!
'Winnipeg summer' - also: tundra town and little Antarctica or zambonieville - you know, the peg!
winnipeg aka: winterpeg If it's summer yee seek, stay away from this wretched place of icy winds and dark days! Phoenix is the place where the sun spends the winter. Winnipeg is a place to FROM! As in: Yeah, I'm from Winnipeg. But now I live in (fill in your fav warm & sunny locales)... not tundra town, little Antarctica, zambonieville - not the peg
Winnipeg
One of the coldest places in North America.
Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.
Winnipeg
the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
Winnipeg
The Slurpee Capital of the World.
Where were Slurpees originally from? Winnipeg!
Winnipeg
Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge
Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;
Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *
Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*
Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *
Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*
Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
Winnipeg
a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.
(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!
Winnipeg
THAT'S in Canada.
Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.