Winter Pussy
Someone who hates and is afraid of the winter season, particularly, everyone who lives in Southern Ontario (especially Toronto), and gets all uppity and scared when a couple flakes start falling. Also, they have an innate ability to forget how to drive, and where the accelerator pedal is in their car whenever it's slightly snowing. Plus, they don't know how to use a shovel, and must call the army when a couple of inches fall.
Oh, it's being driven by a winter pussy from Toronto.
Winter pussy
All bundled up and doesn’t leave the house.
Dude I was trying to get laid but she has a bad case of the winter pussy.