wiped
Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.
I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.
wiped
An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)
(originates from fpsd)
Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.
wiped
To do whatever someone tells you to, usual a guy that does whatever his girlfriend tells him to
person 1: damn that nigga is fine
person 2: yea but his got him wiped
person 2: yea but his got him wiped
wiped
Being some ones bitch
Man dat bitch tyree is wiped
wipe it
what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
no-wipe
The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
Wipe
Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."