wipedoubt
The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.
Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."
Man #2: "Rough night last night?"
Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."
Man #2: "Huh?"
Man #2: "Rough night last night?"
Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."
Man #2: "Huh?"