Wipelightenment
The different day for every person when they discover the benefits and enjoyment that comes from switching from toilet paper to baby wipes. Once you have reached Wipelightenment, you will see the world in a brighter light. With a cleaner you, you will do better at work, in school and in your relationship.
"After defecating for many years without the use of baby wipes and only Scott toilet paper, I have reached a state of Wipelightenment and my anus and being are in a euphoric state."