wipe trauma
Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.
Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."