Wipe Your Dickhole
The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."
"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."