wired to the moon
Someone who's not all there.
That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon
wired to the moon
Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.
Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.