wireless mouse
The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.
I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.
White Sticky Wireless Mouse
What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.
Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse