Wire Orgy
A collection of usually three or more sets of wires that have managed to entangle themselves in absurdly complicated knot that usually leaves the user of said wires in a state of rage and frustration. Extraction of the wires can waste valuable minutes of life and n00b fragging of the poor soul who attempts said extraction.
Oh god, look at this wire orgy. There's no way we'll be able to play Mario Kart now.