WIRE SPIDER
The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!
Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...