Blipping

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.

1) A platonic way for guys to achieve mild orgasm. Blipping is when you use the good ol' pinch and roll method to soothe the itchy areas of your balls, but instead of rolling the skin, you sink your nails deep into the itchy patch of skin and then slowly and gentling clawing at it. When performing this, it will give you a great deal of soothing pleasure (and will make your balls incredibly sensitive). It is also more commonly known as pinch and dig.

2) The prelude to male masturbation. In this sense, blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man lightly puts pressure on the side tissue of his penis with his thumb, as to get stiff for something they're about to get off to.

Blip blip is often used within the Melee community to imitate the noise made by Fox or Falco's shine

A term used to described ones depressive/demoralized feelings in a way that won't result in a "deep and meaningful" conversation, stealthily avoiding ridicule from fellow peer members, whilst simultaneously imposing their prejudiced opinions of those in actual need of help by satirizing demoralized stereotypical behavior.

Or at least that's the general idea

Best used with the term "sad face goes Blip Blip Blip!" prior to inflicting an act of utmost pitiful nature, such as dancing around in circles wearing a paper bag over ones head.

to shoot or hit someone (with bullets or words)

to be fucked or wasted

As in a blip on a radar screen - A piece of information (usually a picture or video/audio clip) that gets passed from person to person via email that momentarily becomes part of the collective consciousness of the Internet but quickly fades into obscurity only to be recalled hazily later at parties.