Wisconsin Dells

1: A tourism town in Wisconsin that is based around the unique cliff formations that are found only on that small portion of the Wisconsin River. Since its early river days, it has expanded its tourism industry into hotels, waterparks, arcades, and gift shops.

2: The cliffs on the Wisconsin River from which the town is named. From the French word "dalles", meaning "high, layered cliffs".

A small tourist town in Wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the White House, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. The aliens then took the form of thousands of Eastern Europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and "adventure" golfing. Also, home to the hottest club in the Dells, Marley's.

A place in the center of Wisconsin where F.I.B.'s (Fucking Illinois Bastard's) flock to during the summer months (besides Door County) which has been unfortunately exploited by investment firms of all types, making everything in the city overpriced and commercialized. Now instead of a great vacation spot everyone and their mother is trying to sell you timeshares, what a joke!!!

A small town filled with waterparks. It is conviniently located about halfway between the cities of Chicago and Minneapolis so people from Minnesota and Illinois can converge and show Wisconsinites how to properly use their state.

The epitamy of white trash. A town full of racist bumper stickers and pro trump nazis. It's the same store over and over again, shirts, moccasins, weapons. There are a few ok businesses but generally just a minority hating town with lots of normie snapchat t-shirt stores.

A boring ass hick town full of hotels and waterparks.

An overcrowded school in WI that has no shortage of rude rich kids, stressful classes, hoes, and is prone to making it's students stressed and wishing they could jump off of the near by bridge or various cliffs found in town. The school is also known for doing fuck all when it comes to bullying or any other problems it's students may face while attending.