wisdom wank
The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.
Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.
Wisdom Wank
Never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a sexual trance. Rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it "must be more than a booty call"
"I was going to date Sheryl, but a good ol' wisdom wank through that out the window".