wishboned it

to watch the show "Wishbone" instead of doing required reading.

The state or feel of desiring sexual progression/action with an individual; wanting some; wanting more.

v. A prank pulled on a friend that involves two people sneaking up on the person and each grabbing a different leg. Both pull forcefully in different directions like one would on a wishbone from an Thanksgiving turkey. This causes severe pain the the groin and loins.

1. a forked bone in front of the breastbone in a bird consisting chiefly of the two clavicles fused at their median or lower end.

2. football formation, a variation of the T formation in which the halfbacks line up farther from the line of scrimmage than the fullback does.

A woman on top gently riding her man's cock after he came because the sex is so hot she doesn't want to stop. But he can't keep up.

By rolling two blunts together as one creates the "Wishbone" (A bone you wish you can smoke all the time). Using Game brand blunts have better results. Slang terms include, Wishboning, Pole Vaulting, and Phoning Home.

The Wishbone is an act of love making which involves more than one person with at least one male partner in play. During the infancy of the act, it is the goal of the male partner(s) to stimulate his/their genitalia. As the arousal reaches near its climax, it is the responsibility of the male(s) to direct the sexual member(s) at the pre-designated collaborator – preferably a female to boast a distinguishable contrast from the remaining party – in order to coat this individual with a “shower of overwhelming win” (see Wikipedia’s entry on “bukkake”). After the showering has been completed, the next stage of the proceedings involves a strike to the left eye of the aforementioned collaborator with the objective of leaving a noticeable bruise. These initial three phases are in preparation for the fourth and final phase. At this point in the act, character parts are specified to each affiliate in the gathering – with the showered upon member as the lead – from a tale of classical literature for role-playing with the purpose of drawing parallels from the aforesaid literature and any experienced dilemmas in the affiliates’ lives in the same fashion as the children’s television show, Wishbone, with the possible intention of a therapeutic outlet. It should be noted that the goal of the shower of overwhelming win and strike to the left eye is to duplicate the appearance of the Jack Russell Terrier in the leading role of the series.