Blissett
To completely disregard someone's question, and to talk about yourself instead.
I tried to get some information from Sebastian, but he pulled a Blissett and wasted a half hour of my time instead.
Blissett
The Scientific unit used to measure nerdiness. The Blissett (bL) is usually measured in µbL unless it is actually Blissett talking.
"Im going to polish my hard-drive!", this would be a 5.6 Blissett (5.6bL) statement if you were to measure it in Blissett's.