wiswall
A celestial creature that defies the laws of mortality, transcending both humanity and academia. Makes up words by adding prefixes and suffixes and primarily lives off of Diet Coke and the souls of American Lit students.
Oh my stars, my teacher doth becometh a Wiswall. Anon.
Nicole Wiswall
A "Nicole Wiswall" is awfully short for a Stormtrooper.
Now, that's a picture, isn't it? The Emperor's Nicole Wiswall sanctioned stormtroopers setting the example for good manners. Like arming protocol droids with blasters.