Witherspoon

White bitch with a ghetto booty

Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk!

Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

Witherspooned

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!

Reese Witherspoon

A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness

Reese Witherspoon

To be a tightass, Pompass bitch

Damn, that hoe is so 'Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.

A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"

Reese witherspooning

When two people watch Legally Blonde and cuddle

What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?

俚语	witherspoon
释义	Witherspoon White bitch with a ghetto booty Hey check out the junk in Witherspoon's trunk! Witherspooned A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause. After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911! Witherspooned To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.' Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me! Reese Witherspoon A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair. Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness Reese Witherspoon To be a tightass, Pompass bitch Damn, that hoe is so 'Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA. An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was. An ugly whining bitch. A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?" B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance." A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?" B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge" Reese witherspooning When two people watch Legally Blonde and cuddle What's it gonna take to get you reese witherspooning?
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