Electrician

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.

During the day, a person who runs cables through walls. By night person with severe drinking problem who sits on his but expecting others to entertain them

Slang for nazi, probably originated from nazi uniforms looking like electrician uniforms and/or swastikas looking like wires, mostly used on discord

to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool

Also known as sparky or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days pulling on electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.

Diametrically opposed to fitters