Wizard Crystals
Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.
Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.
Magic Wizard Crystals
Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals