Wizard Status

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...