wodrod
A deformation of the penis caused by repeated collisions with a barbell, often inflicted during a high pace, high intensity "workout of the day" (WOD). Symptoms can range from erectile dysfunction, to an acute bending of the penis. This injury is commonly seen among beginner CrossFit practitioners where sound Olympic Lifting technique has not been mastered, resulting in the victim violently thrusting his pelvis into the barbell during the clean or snatch.
Her: Am I not turning you on tonight?, do you not find me attractive?
Him: Sorry hun, I just have a severe case of WODROD this evening.
Him: Sorry hun, I just have a severe case of WODROD this evening.