Woegenmonger
A tall sloth-like beast that is found naturally on couches or near mountains of empty cans. Very reluctant to atend social outings. Will sleep for 20 hours after intoxicated, after consuming many a toasted sandwich. Doesn't react well to vinegar or sandcastles.
Stop being a woegenmonger and come drinking.
"Thank god there's no woegenmongers around", said the sandcastle to the other sandcastles.
Why are you woegenmongering on the couch?
"Thank god there's no woegenmongers around", said the sandcastle to the other sandcastles.
Why are you woegenmongering on the couch?