Wofem
Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.
"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."