Blivi
A person (usually a girl) who is seemingly unaware that the internet exists and prefers to ask what something means instead of just googling it.
Me: "My mate just told me he tried an alaskan pipeline, what a twat."
Blivi: "What's an alaskan pipeline?:)))))))"
Me: "Have you heard of Google before?"
Blivi: "No, what's a Google?:)))))"
Me: "Stop smiling please and leave."
Blivi: "What's an alaskan pipeline?:)))))))"
Me: "Have you heard of Google before?"
Blivi: "No, what's a Google?:)))))"
Me: "Stop smiling please and leave."
Blivy
10 lbs of shit in a 1 lbs bag
Hey, I'd like to hit that mother fucker with a Blivy.