Wokey
Pejorative for a white liberal who uses social injustice as an opportunity to boost their own ego by making self-gratifying posts on social media. Their actions indirectly hinder justice and equality by creating a divisive atmosphere in which peaceful dialogue becomes impossible. They estimate their own intelligence to be much greater than it actually is, making them highly susceptible to the Dunning-Kruger effect. They impose their beliefs on others and attempt to sabotage the livelihood of anyone who doesn’t conform to their ideas that are based in pseudoscience.
Example 1:
Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.
Example 2:
Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.
Example 3:
Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.
Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.
Example 2:
Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.
Example 3:
Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.
Wokey
A derogatory term against woke people; more precisely, Twitter-Woke people.
Woke Loser: Hello, how are y-
Based Person: KYS, Wokey
Based Person: KYS, Wokey
Wokey Wokey
A cooler version of okey dokey, this word is only used by the coolest of cool. However ordinary folk do not understand and tend to find it's use very annoying in social situations. Depending on the tone used when saying it can be very cheerful or sarcastic.
Person A: I've just got the bus, see you in 5
Person B: Wokey wokey
Person B: Wokey wokey
Wokey Pokey
Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.
Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
Wokey Shlime
A man (or woman) with high value to society, many people respect them and their actions.
"What is up Wokey Shlime"
"See John over there? He's the real Wokey Shlime"
"Have you met the Wokey Shlime yet?
"See John over there? He's the real Wokey Shlime"
"Have you met the Wokey Shlime yet?
Wokey Pokey
Satire of the child age song to speak of the current situation in the US.
You put the right view in,
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!
Wokey-Dokey
When you let a woke person take charge of something and assume everything will be ok.
Andrew: Hey Vegan Protester. Take care of the meat shop while i’m gone. I need someone to run it.
Vegan Protester: Well, Wokey-Dokey.
Vegan Protester: Well, Wokey-Dokey.