wolfbogan
A bogan-hippy hybrid, characterized by their love for crystals, dream catchers, incense, and metal. Unlike pure hippies, they often lack values and empathy. Unlike a bogan, they like Fleetwood Mac as well as ACDC. These folk can often found wearing garments depicting howling wolves, tie-dye, and leather shit with tassels. Often found at carnivals, these beings somehow survive on selling pewter dragons, friendship bracelets, and drugs.
You are such a wolfbogan. Look at those dream catchers and your wolf-themed bedspread