wolf shirt bitch

A person, usually female, who wears wolf shirts all the time. Almost always rescues animals, wears naruto gloves, is a feminist, loves emo music but hates being called emo, "dislikes labels", has the most unfounded opinions of everything and is likely to be chubby. The kind of chubby where you could easily demonstrate it with a paper bag full of potatoes and sour milk. She also claims to be "random" when she shouts dumb shit for no reason. Will definitely date the chubby dude who loves Linkin Park well into his early twenties. Should fucking die.