Wollock
A stupid, moronic, idiotic and obnoxious person. usually, a male but it is a gender fluid term.
"Look at that guy, he's had nine beers and is about to kill that bottle of tequila. what a dumb Wollock."
wollocks
'bullshit' to call out someone/something
can also be 'taking the piss'
can also be 'taking the piss'
Your story is absolute wollocks
Your taking the wollocks
Your taking the wollocks