Wolstenholme

The girl you meet while camping with some family friends. She takes your breath away when you meet and you find yourself extremely touched by her presence. She lights up your life with her looks and her personality. She is very caring and very easy to love. She comes from an amazing family and once you meet her you'll never want to let her go. When she has to leave camp early you'll feel as if the all the fun things from the week have been taken away. You will fall in love with everything about her and until the next time you see her you will be thinking only about your time together.

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.