Wolverine Surprise

Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.

"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"

俚语	wolverine surprise
释义	Wolverine Surprise Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise. "Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
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