womb broom
A man's mustache.
Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.
womb broom
a mustache
I ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!
womb broom
A particularly thick, wiry moustache.
That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!
womb broom
small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin
my man's womb broom gave me a rash, so I Naired it in his sleep
womb broom
When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.
As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."
womb broom
An exceedingly long penis.
Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.
Womb broom
small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
the ladies love my womb broom