wonderbra
The bra that gives horny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking breasts and cleavage.
The reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the titties went when the bra comes off.
wonderbra
The source of ungifted women's happiness, and false advertisement for men.
"Nice rack, girl!"
"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~
"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"
"Thanks..." ~Removes bra~
"What the HELL!? Uh, gotta go!"
WonderBra
Man's greatest invention; it's a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they've got an impressive rack.
All my friends think my girl's got big cans, but she doesn't...she's just wearing a WonderBra to make her chest look bigger!
Wonderbra moment
The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.
Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>
Alice in Wonderbra
Like Alice in Wonderland, only without the drug affiliations
He's being an Alice in Wonderbra with that joint
duck wearing a wonderbra
A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.
My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.