Wonkelton
A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.
Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!