Wonkered
The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.
I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.
Wonker
The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Wow! John has a real Wonker.
Wonker
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
Wonker
A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
Wonker
A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate
Billy is a right wonker
Wonker
A wog wanker.
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
wonker
plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)
also the pg version of wanker
also the pg version of wanker
you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker