Wonking
Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.
We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.
Wonking
The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.
Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos.
Wonking
When you masturbate with the hand you don't use
Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro
wonk wonk wonk
synonym for blah blah blah
So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...
Wonk Wonk
another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)
If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.
wonk wonk
The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.
Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"
Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"
Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"
The Wonk
Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.
MAny people live in the wonk.