Won-Ton-Jon
Any boy named John who is fond of Won Ton soup. Usually obsesses over the size and shape of the individual pieces, comparing samples from multiple chinese restaurants. A Won-Ton-Jon can be identified by overly combed hair and a lack of athletic ability.
Scott: We're ordering pizza, do you want cheese or pepperoni?
Won-Ton-Jon: I'll take Won Ton.
Won-Ton-Jon: I'll take Won Ton.