wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

Wooden Spoon

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.

Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.

The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

I was wooden spooning my bitch.

wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

俚语	wooden spoon
释义	wooden spoon The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child. No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs! wooden spoon A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning. Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon. wooden spoon It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long. The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window. Wooden Spoon A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children. Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me. Person B: …That’s rough buddy. The Wooden Spoon Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake. "Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?" Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass" Him: smacks ass with wooden spoon Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??" Wooden Spooning The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve I was wooden spooning my bitch. wooden spooning The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers. Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.
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